Dec 13, 2008

New Species: Your name here

Ain't found nothin since the last post. Probably something or other long extinct, some kind of bacteria, etc. But here's the really exciting news.

"Starting Monday," reports the Chicago Tribune, "Purdue University researchers will be auctioning off the naming rights to seven recently discovered types of bats hailing from Mexico, South America, Central America and Africa. And if the bats seem too 'last Christmas,' there's also a pair of yet-to-be-named Amazonian turtles up for grabs."

Indeed, "universities and ecological organizations across the country have begun to view the naming rights to new species of birds, bugs and mammals as a way to draw big bucks to fund their research."

Stephen Colbert already caught onto this I guess and made some good sarcastic self-conscious jokes about it. Feigning indignity at the naming of a trapdoor spider after Neil Young, he had the biologist fan who named it on the show for what I'm sure was a snippy chiding. He then proceeded to have a trapdoor spider named after him, no joke: Aptostichus stephencolberti.



John Bickham, Purdue professor who discovered the as yet unnamed bats, "said there are about 1.6 million known species of organisms, estimated to be only 10 percent of what exists on the Earth."

"'We're losing species every minute,' he said. 'People don't really understand the full impact of this. We're really talking about losing the organisms that may be necessary to sustain the foundation on which the Earth is built. And yet we don't even really understand them.'"

12 comments:

Wiley said...

what's better than you having a computer in your room? nothing! i am full to the BRIM with animal facts! also, the word verification i have to type in is ingeris? that sounds like an animal. if it is, can you make a post about it? it sounds endangered...quick post before it's too late!

Wiley said...

now the word verification is aming! sounds like another animal...what's an aming? maybe a bat! call john and tell him to get his bickham out of his ass and name this thing an aming!

Wiley said...

oh god, this word is coquitio! another one of the best names for an animal i've ever heard!

Wiley said...

QUETH!!!

Wiley said...

NONNVIT!!!!!!

Wiley said...

COPOPHO!!

Wiley said...

HIFYINN!!!!!!!!!

Wiley said...

DIAXOPO!!!!!!!!!

Wiley said...

TUNRIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Wiley said...

CLIDSORI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wiley said...

BYLESSES!!!!!!! OMFG WHY AM IN NOT STUDYING!?!?!?! I'M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!! CHRIS, YOU'RE RUINING ME!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU BYLESSES!!!!!!!

Chris Yarrison said...

Wiley you don't need homework you just singlehandedly discovered 11 new species...in five minutes! We should go on a lecturing tour. (ressonsi!)